Definitions by Turd Burgler

cock clown 

n. a person who loves to be around the penis, pretty much a gay man

Ferdinan is always hanging around homosexuals, he must be a cock clown like them.

cock clown by Turd Burgler June 22, 2004

mud shark 

It's a term for a catfish, but it applies to girls who have tha jungle fever.

Laura wants to bang 50 Cent. What a mudshark!

mud shark by Turd Burgler August 10, 2003