handjob

When a woman rubs a penis
Mandy gave my one-eyed trouser trout the greatest handjob last night.
by TubeSteak August 22, 2003
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varb

Very apparent reason boner. opposite of a narb (no apparent reason boner)
Touch my varb. Please.
by Tubesteak May 02, 2006
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