Definitions by Truthness

Geartarded 

The mental retardation of one’s children due to a lifetime of steroid (“gear”) abuse.

Based upon their mannerisms, Brian Shaw’s kids are completely geartarded.

Geartarded by Truthness July 24, 2023

i'd rather bone the numa numa guy 

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

i'd rather bone the numa numa guy by truthness October 7, 2008