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hairy turncul

A pokemon go player who straps his iPhone to his wrist then spanks the mankey until it evolves.
Man that guys mankey is so strong bet he's just a hairy turncul trainer
by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018
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hairy turnculs

An original poster who does nothing but masterbate and post shit memes on 9gag
That guy who posted about dyslexic breasts was a real hairy turnculs
by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018
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