Definitions by Trust me I'm smart

hairy turnculs 

An original poster who does nothing but masterbate and post shit memes on 9gag

That guy who posted about dyslexic breasts was a real hairy turnculs

hairy turnculs by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018

hairy turncul 

A pokemon go player who straps his iPhone to his wrist then spanks the mankey until it evolves.

Man that guys mankey is so strong bet he's just a hairy turncul trainer

hairy turncul by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018