Definitions by True squidward fan #1

Squidward 

A misunderstood hexopus that only wishes to gain some respect yet nobody gives him any not even from the fandom could be a very sweet kind and caring person deep down UuU (except for the person who wrote this)

Squidward: CANT I GET THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF RESPECT?!
most of the fandom: No!

Squidward by True squidward fan #1 October 19, 2017

Bodybooking 

Slapping someone in the body with a book

Person1: starts slapping person2 in the side with a book
Person2:OW! WHAT THE HELL MAN ARE YOU SERIOUSLY JUST BODYBOOKING ME RIGHT NOW?!

Bodybooking by True squidward fan #1 October 18, 2017