Definitions by Trudstudski

Cop Shits

Shitting while facing backward on the toilet seat, using the toilet tank to brace your forearms and postured as if you were interrogating a perp (you have to remove at least one leg from your pants and underwear to do this but full removal of both is preferred).

“Listen, you don’t want me to send my partner in here, just tell me what we want to hear and this can all be over in a matter of minutes.”
-Me, hallucinating, convinced that I’m a cop in an interrogation room when in reality I’m taking a shit facing backward. Yes, I AM doing Cop Shits again.

Cop Shits by Trudstudski October 14, 2026