Definitions by Troubled by the CSO

screensharting

When you done messed your Zoom meeting something fierce.

Dan is screensharting his presentation and his team has lost what little respect they had for him, if any.

screensharting by Troubled by the CSO December 15, 2020

Shirt butt 

The crease formed in combination of large bust and low cut top.

I'd fuck that shirt butt same as Brady would pocket a sandwich.

Shirt butt by Troubled by the CSO October 4, 2016

brady walcott

Great lover of the sandwich and all portable foods. Widely recognized as the first Chief Sandwich Officer in America. Perhaps the world.

Brady Walcott eats like John drinks. I suppose that's why they made him CSO: Chief Sandwich Officer.

brady walcott by Troubled by the CSO April 8, 2015

chief sandwich officer 

The individual in every organization that is most concerned by what is for lunch. He/She does not order lunch. But must have lunch. Always. Even when it is dinner.
Father of the modern position of Chief Sandwich Officer: Brady Walcott.

One hour after lunch, my Chief Sandwich Officer explained he was hungry. Being experienced senior management, he produced a pocket sandwich and ate heartily. This both quieted his hunger and insured I had to answer all client questions since his mouth was full and it would be rude to speak.

chief sandwich officer by Troubled by the CSO April 8, 2015