Definitions by Travis Chode Johnson

train conductors handbreak 

when a dildo is slathered in used motor oil and bacon grease

My girl did the train conductors handbreak last night,

train conductors handbreak by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

Ye Ol' Punisher 

When you shove an umbrella up a prisoners butthole and expand it until they find sexual pleasure.

They sentaced him to Ye Ol' Punisher

Ye Ol' Punisher by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

Eeveeing 

When your girl wears a furry butt plug during sex and screams "Eevee!!"

Me and my girl we're eeveeing all night

Eeveeing by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

Gay Porn Game 

A number of straight guys get together and watch gay porn. The first person to get a boner is gay

Hey bro, wanna play the gay porn game?

Gay Porn Game by Travis Chode Johnson February 25, 2025