Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time March 22, 2018

Smoken For

Marijuana that has already been designated for use and cannot be sold or given away.

Friend: Can you break me off a dime from that bag?
Me: Sorry buddy, it's already smoken for.

by Trapped In Time August 20, 2015