A ninja that uses poisons and toxins to kill his targets. Think a smokebomb full of mustard gas, or poisoning drinks, poison dipped weapons, etc.
Guy1: Hey why are you vomiting blood?
Guy2: Toxic Ninja poisoned my drink, if I die tell my girlfriend I love her.
Guy1: Don't worry, I'll tell her I love her.
Guy2: Wut?
Guy2: Toxic Ninja poisoned my drink, if I die tell my girlfriend I love her.
Guy1: Don't worry, I'll tell her I love her.
Guy2: Wut?
by Toxic Ninja January 16, 2008
Common misconceptions point to crazy theories about weed but the truth is it is actuly a number between 419 and 421.
Guy 1: I counted to 420 today!
Guy 2: Sooo you want to get stoned?
Guy 1: What? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
Guy 2: Sooo you want to get stoned?
Guy 1: What? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
by Toxic Ninja October 28, 2006
kcurT eriF is writen on the front of modern english fire trucks so when you look at it in a rear view mirror its flipped and becomes Fire Truck.
"This asshole in his big red truck started flashing his lights and honking his horn for me to move, man that bitch had an ego, he even had his name writen on the front of his truck, what kind of name is Kcurt Erif anyways? I couldnt understand if it was something cool like Hernandeys or Maddox..." -Maddox, The alphabet of manliness. Paraphrased
by Toxic Ninja July 27, 2006