Mormon Abstinence

I'm saving myself for marriage, lets use mormon abstinence.
by tough titties December 09, 2011
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baloney nipples

Nipples that are essentially the same size, color and shape as a slice of deli baloney. Not to be confused with pepperoni nipples- you don't want these on your slice of pizza. These girls will make you a baloney sandwich you won't forget. ;)
I saw here backside and I was like ' LOOK AT THOSE BUNS' then she turned around and I was like, 'she already got the meat though'. Damn, BALONEY NIPPLES mannnn.
by Tough Titties February 23, 2014
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