Definitions by TotallyNotDarvin

Darfense 

Darfense is playing Soccer defense the right way! A Darfender scores on defense and runs the whole pitch on defense while breaking ankles.
Darfenders take penalty kicks... And score them.

Darfenders are the best Soccer players without a doubt.

“Coach, I’m just gonna play darfense instead m’kay?”

“I’m a darfender so I play everything.”

Darfense by TotallyNotDarvin October 11, 2019