riding the magic dragon

when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin

Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.

by Tory Burnett October 21, 2007

hater

a stupid fucking idiot that hates everything and everyone for no apparent reason.

dude a: hahaha
dude b: whats so goddamn funny?
dude a: hahaha
dude b: dumbass.
dude a: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dude b takes a chainsaw and tears dude b's arm off
dude a: hahaha
dude c: hahaha
dude d: hahaha
dude e: dumbasses...
dude b and dude e have sex and scream, HATERR, HAAAATER!!
dude f: fuckin haters...

by Tory Burnett October 28, 2007

fucked-up-ed-ness

see fuckage, you fucker.

Examples hit the top on the fucked-up-ed-ness meter

by Tory Burnett May 23, 2008

bloods

One of the biggest gangs in America, its rivalry with the Crips has caused many terrors in big cities like LA, New York, and San Diego. BLOOD is an acronym meaning Brotherly Love Overriding Oppressive Destruction

Dude A: One, Two, Three, into da-
Dude B: Snoop Dogg is a part of da bloods.

Dude A stops rapping instantly

by Tory Burnett October 25, 2007

world war 3

The war that is taking place now that will result in worldwide anarchy and free everyone who hasnt already been freed from the corporate mind control that sets the foundation of all governments.

World War 3 is already happening! REVOLUTION!!

by Tory Burnett December 30, 2007

MMORPG

1. Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
2. Massively Mentally Obese, Righteously Pissed-on Game

THEY ARE NOT THE SAME KIND OF MMORPG!!

1. Hey man did you play the new MMORPG, RuneScape?
2. Hey man RuneScape is a hell of an MMORPG. It sucked so bad I actually thought it was a RIP-OFF of a game that completely and brutally consumed the souls of the retarded to turn them into geeks without emotion.

by Tory Burnett January 01, 2008