pillowhands

A man who’s hands don’t specifically resemble a pillow, but if he hits you, it’ll either put you to sleep or be quite comfy and feel like you’ve put your head on a pillow. Generally this guy is an weapon and should only be attacked from behind with a bootyhole lick.

Did you see that guy get pillowhands’d.

That dude hits so soft it’s like hes got pillowhands.

by Toptier shithousery November 21, 2021