Boathead

A common nickname for the largest headed mammal on the planet, only qualifying if its head to body ratio surpasses 18:1. Typical characteristics of a Boathead include poor dress sense, being sensitive, needy and a generally unpleasant individual.

Greg: ‘Is that a hot air balloon floating towards us in the distance?’

John: ‘No, it’s just Boathead going for his morning stroll’