An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.
My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.
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An alternate form of “cunnilingus” where the one performing an oral sex act on a woman will play Britney Spears and state “It’s Britney, Bitch!” before going down on her, all while donning a pair of sunglasses.
Yo, Terry, I was at the shore with shawty this weekend. We were chillin' on the beach when I dropped Britney's LP on the stereo. Shawty wanted a little action. The music was right, and I was wearing my new cubic zirconia encrusted Armani sunnies, so it was there by the sand castle we made that I performed a little sunnilingus.
