A penis with an extraordinarily hairy shaft.
"Yo Shariz, did you suck his dick last night?"
"Nah, he whipped it out and it was a total ferret. I didn't want a hairball."
"Nah, he whipped it out and it was a total ferret. I didn't want a hairball."
by Tommy Tickler March 19, 2014
Get the ferretmug.