Definitions by Tommy Lasordid

Chopsticking 

Female self-pleasure using just the fingers. To play with one’s self.

My first date with Cynthia was hot…she’ll be chopsticking herself the rest of the night.

Chopsticking by Tommy Lasordid March 17, 2022

Bag of Dick’s 

A take-out order of delicious burgers from Seattle fast-food restaurant chain Dick’s Drive-In.

Honey, let’s skip the dishes and pick up a bag of Dick’s.

Bag of Dick’s by Tommy Lasordid April 23, 2020

Pearl Harbor 

An early morning sexual advance on one’s sleeping partner.

I woke up with morning wood so I Pearl Harbor’d Sally.

Pearl Harbor by Tommy Lasordid May 10, 2018