Tominator 's definitions

Probioptic

A health tonic which, instead of promoting the development of beneficial bacteria in the digestive tract, primarily promotes double vision

I consider myself health-conscious. I make sure to take my probioptics every day.

Probioptics: Available over the counter in all good off-licences...

by Tominator March 31, 2023

Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 21, 2023

Milk Sisters

When two gay guys have had intercourse with the same guy, they become "milk sisters''.

Guy #1: I went home with a guy from the bar last night.
Guy #2: Ooh guuurl you slut. Was he cute? What's his name?
Guy #1: You know it! His name's Johnny.
Guy #2: Is he blond? Johnny... Johnny Smith?
Guy #1: Yeah....
Guy #2: Gimme a hug guuurll. We are official milk sisters.

by Tominator January 4, 2012