Probioptic

A health tonic which, instead of promoting the development of beneficial bacteria in the digestive tract, primarily promotes double vision
I consider myself health-conscious. I make sure to take my probioptics every day.

Probioptics: Available over the counter in all good off-licences...
by Tominator March 31, 2023
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Sprog flume

Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?

Ah don’t you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume
by Tominator May 21, 2023
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Ensprogulated

She's not fat you Nard Purse, she's just ensprogulated
by Tominator July 26, 2023
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