Definitions by Tom Scaret

Twitter-Stalking 

When a wannabe-stalker (most likely a fat,lazy nerd) decides to save time and energy on his illegal actions by just reading people's Twitter updates and imagining their situations.

Bob was arrested for Twitter-Stalking a supermodel.

Twitter-Stalking by Tom Scaret September 5, 2009

cheezit

The act of peeling a banana with your teeth while simultaneously doing the can-can to the Bee-Gees.

*Read out loud in Indian accent*
Holy crap kids, cover your eyes! He's CHEEZITing!

cheezit by Tom Scaret July 29, 2009

Conspiracy 

When you find something you don't completely understand, add aliens, and quote mine a few officials on a webpage and ask for donations.

Area 51... anything made with advanced metal MUST be involved with an alien conspiracy, DUH.

Conspiracy by Tom Scaret July 29, 2009