Definitions by Tom Reeves

Green day 

a punk rock band which are well worth worshipping. Not the greatest band ever but pretty darn great.

Billie Joe of Green Day can't sing live
OR
Tomorrow will be a Green Day

Green day by Tom Reeves June 14, 2003

Religion 

a group or person who have/has a minumum of 2000 followers. So to begin with, Christianity was a load of bollocks.

in my religion, all shirts shall be untucked.

Religion by Tom Reeves June 14, 2003