Tom Haines's definitions

OMSZJ

Oh My Sweet Zombie Jesus.
when something completly unbelievable happens to you.

a car misses you by inches when you step out to cross a road.

OMSZJ, did u see that. That was close

by Tom Haines July 1, 2007

chaving it up

The Phrase used when you see a bunch of stupid chavs talkin bout goin out on the town.

chav1:so yea, were gonna go out 2dai bluds?
chav2:yea, ill get the booze!
chav1:i don't like beer its too strong.
dude1:ooooo your chaving it up tonight arnt you
dude2:ROFL

by Tom Haines July 2, 2007