2 definitions by Tom Green

Top Definition
"The Confuser" is very similiar to the commonly known "Punisher" and the very popular "Shocker".
The Confuser involves the male participant using his crooked pinkey finger and sticks it into a woman's vagina. The Confuser is a very good technique because it allows the man to reach all of the "Nooks and Crannies" and confuses the women, making it more enjoyable because she has no idea where he will go next.
"Which way will I go! Which way will I go!"
by Tom Green May 06, 2005
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A dude who loves the cock
'That -SurReal- dude...he sure does love the cock'
by Tom Green February 20, 2005
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