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Candad is one of the less known countries, most people who don't live there and know something about it are actually very intelligent. Candad is located between Mexico and Canmom. Candad is know by the best Internet speed in the world which equals 5.14 Terabytes per second (in some places even more). Candad's most known products are hair cream and MCDonald's Cheesy Fries. Interesting fact is that in Candad you can find a lot of turtles with apples in their mouth. As internet is very good in Candad, they use it a lot, so these are the most popular emoyis: "Japaneese symbol for begginer (noob)", turtle, magnifying glass tilted left or right, french fries, pinecone.
With all that computers in Candad they needed to make their own anti-virus which is called "PineCone Anti-Virus software", and it is developed by famous YouTuber "Skeppy" on 14th April 2014. National hairstyle is bald. So the most important people in this country (like BadBoyHalo, the president) are bald, and they use hair cream which is made in their own country, Candad.
Example: "I live in Candad, I am bald and I like cheesy fries."
by Toka, not bald guy June 26, 2019
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