Definitions by Tofu and Sprouts
Stiff Shit
Stiff Shit commonly used in conjunction or in replacement of too bad. Used when someone is complaining of something or being a little bitch about a situation.
Example 1:
Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.
Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.
Example 2:
Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.
Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.
Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.
Example 2:
Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.
Stiff Shit by Tofu and Sprouts October 8, 2018