Gormball

Where someone looks gormless or completely vacant. Used in the Sheffield/South Yorkshire area.

Guy #1: Mate i really don't like that photo of me.
Guy #2: Why not?
Guy #1: I look like a frickin gormball.

by Toddeh August 10, 2012

Dude in the canoe

Slang for clitoris. It looks like a dude sitting in the end of a canoe.

When pleasing your girl orally, don't forget to say "hi" to the dude in the canoe.

by ToddEH September 03, 2008