Definitions by Toby Grudsplatter

dorkis manorkis 

Someone that has done something completly dimwitted and has been caught in the act. This person may also be labled a 'manus'

Jim walks into a tree without looking
Jim is a dorkis manorkis

dorkis manorkis by Toby Grudsplatter July 2, 2006

grudsplatter

Fecal matter left in underpants after a lumpy fart

After having to my much curry last night, I had to use two bottles of bleach to take care of the grudsplatter.

grudsplatter by Toby Grudsplatter July 2, 2006