Tobe Pierce's definitions

The Gonzo

You place your balls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your dick over their nose so they resemble Gonzo from Jim Henson's muppets.

I gave Charles the Gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.

by Tobe Pierce August 5, 2008

Quarfed

When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense.

After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asada burrito.

by Tobe Pierce August 4, 2008

Angry Bronco

You stick your dick all the way into a girls ass, while wearing a cowboy hat and then tell her that her sister is tighter. After that you maintain penetration as long as you can until she bucks you off.

I met up with her after I banged her sister and decided to give her the Angry Bronco. I held on for a full 8 seconds before she bucked me off.

by Tobe Pierce May 19, 2008