Definitions by Ting Tao
EL PEPE
He is the sexiest living organism alive. He is so built different that he can give anyone an orgasm by just looking at them. It is rumored that his shlong is 908.2 miles long. He is like a modern Gandhi, he is so wholesome that he gave away 50 miles of his shlong to sad people with small penises like Mama's boy. Ting Tao may be Jesus himself but El Pepe is god himself.