Definitions by Timmy Neutron Squared

shit a dick 

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.

Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”

shit a dick by Timmy Neutron Squared March 1, 2021

Grub and tug 

Breakfast in bed with a happy ending.

I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.

Grub and tug by Timmy Neutron Squared April 29, 2016