Tim Young's definitions

homonymaholic

One who often misuses homonyms for example "That is is a nice read dress" instead of "That is a nice red dress"

I am such a homonymaholic that I think polish and Polish are the same thing

by TIm Young February 17, 2005

technotary

A technosexual who is asked to do menial tasks like format a document that any technoweenie can do by RTFM. a combination of Technologist and Secretary

Although I can perform that task for you, it does not take any technology knowledge -- I am not your technotary

by Tim Young March 16, 2005