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Red Creek Boys Soccer seem like their own cult along with the girls basketball team and those golf fággots. You can often hear them down by the tennis courts yelling “cookies”, “she wants out”, or some type of dad joke. The team is most significantly known for Greg Blake’s step overs, Jaden Brown’s cousin, lack of Mitchel Irish’s dad, Noah Dauphin’s relationships, Tim McIntyre’s waddle, and Chris and Richard Williams’ being the only one on the team with cups.
We believed that seeing one of these Red Creek Boys Soccer games would be interesting but it turns out Ritchie slicing Allen’s nose was the most skill they showed all season

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11 goals for/ 96 goals against
by Tim McIntyre June 27, 2019
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