4 definitions by Tim K.

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. April 11, 2006

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. April 6, 2006

scrangled

After a wild night (or day) of scrogging, this is the condition of your hair.

Wow, man, you look pretty scrangled... what did Christine DO to you this afternoon?

After a vicious roll in the hay, Marie-Noelle was stuck with a scrangled hair-do for her night on the town.

by Tim K. March 2, 2006

Pussyitus

A disease, meant as an insult in which the person in question is constantly being a pussy.

Also meaning whining about an injury or other pussy-like complaint.

I think you are just having a bad case of pussyitus.

by Tim K. March 12, 2006