Tim Jerome's definitions

Forrest Gump

When you fuck a fat guy's hairy belly button and creampie it.

Many girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more guys would like to Forrest Gump him.

by Tim Jerome March 27, 2009

Nooner

Midday sex.

Come on Al, it's time for my nooner.

by Tim Jerome January 11, 2009

sock hop

To masturbate into a sock.

"Let's sock hop!"

"I like to sock hop all night long."

"Sock hopping is fun when you're single."

by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008