Tim Jerome's definitions

Smitty

Nickname for someone with the last name Smith.

Some guy: Hey, Smitty.

Smitty: Hey, some guy.

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

sock hop

To masturbate into a sock.

"Let's sock hop!"

"I like to sock hop all night long."

"Sock hopping is fun when you're single."

by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

Tex Mex

Cheap, dirty brown weed from mexico sold in Texas.

Stoner: Yo, mon! Got any KGB?

Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.

Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.

by Tim Jerome February 20, 2008

Nooner

Midday sex.

Come on Al, it's time for my nooner.

by Tim Jerome January 11, 2009