Tim Jerome's definitions
To masturbate into a sock.
by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008
Get the sock hopmug. Stoner: Yo, mon! Got any KGB?
Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.
Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.
Drug Dealer: Nah, just some crappy Tex Mex.
Stoner: Cool. I'll take an ounce. I'm going to bake a big batch of brownies and give them to my sister to share with her 3rd grade class.
by Tim Jerome February 20, 2008
Get the Tex Mexmug. 
An extremely wealthy suburb in upstate New York much like Greenwich, CT or Beverly Hills, CA. Don't even bother moving here in you're not a millionaire. Tourists, however, are always welcome.
Donald Trump: "I flew to New Hartford yesterday for a haircut."
Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."
Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."
Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!
Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."
Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."
Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!
by Tim Jerome December 19, 2007
Get the New Hartfordmug.