Forrest Gump

When you have intercourse with a fat guy's belly button and creampie it.

Lots of girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more dudes want to Forrest Gump him.

by Tim Jerome November 23, 2008

Forrest Gump

When you fuck a fat guy's hairy belly button and creampie it.

Many girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more guys would like to Forrest Gump him.

by Tim Jerome November 10, 2008

New Hartford

An extremely wealthy suburb in upstate New York much like Greenwich, CT or Beverly Hills, CA. Don't even bother moving here in you're not a millionaire. Tourists, however, are always welcome.

Donald Trump: "I flew to New Hartford yesterday for a haircut."

Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."

Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."

Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!

by Tim Jerome November 19, 2007

sock hop

To masturbate into a sock.

"Let's sock hop!"

"I like to sock hop all night long."

"Sock hopping is fun when you're single."

by Tim Jerome February 20, 2008