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tps reports

A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.
"Could you pass some of your tps report under the stall wall, I'm fresh out"
tps reports by Tim C. November 11, 2004
A term used back in the day to describe a fat ugly chick. Usually slept with when drunk or desperate.
Man, i sure hope bill is carefull with all those nar nars.
nar nar by Tim C. November 5, 2004