when your semen dries up inside the tip of your penis, causing excruciating pain.
So Ed, Whats wrong?
Well doc, I got a flakey tip you see.
Oh shit. I see why you booked an emergency appointment.
when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)
alright guys, what have we got here?
young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.
