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flawless victory

When you poop, then go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper

Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.

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The middle seat between two guys in the back of a car where the 'smallest' people are stuck to make more room in a small ride.

"Alright Toby, since you're the shortest and weigh the least you've got bitch seat for tonight."

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