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Definitions by Tier 3 flex offender

You, my nigga :)
Joe: “I feel so ugly today..”
Candace: “Nah, you’re beautiful.”
Joe: “Wanna fw?”
Candace: “No.”
You :)
Joe: “I feel so ugly today..”
Mike: “Nah, bro, you beautiful and full of life.”
Joe: “That sounds gay.”

Worse-than-waterboarding

Worse-than-waterboarding is an adjective AND adverb. It is used to describe something torturous, shitty or downright malicious that somebody does to you, what you do to somebody, shit like math tests, etc.
Erik: What’s good, man? There’s no way there’s a test today, right, retard?
Mike: Yeah.
-(5 hours later)-
Erik: *Sitting at his desk* This fuckass test is Worse-than-waterboarding.
Mike: I’m winging it.
Erik: *Quietly* What a brainless fuck