Definitions by Three Girls One Loaf

breaditus

When you eat a fuck ton of bread and you feel like someone is sitting on your chest.

Pronounced: bruh-die-tus

Sorry coach, I can't practice today. My breaditus is flaring up.

When we eat a fuck ton of bread and you feel like something is sitting on your chest.

pronouned: brea-dit-us

Sorry coach can't practice today my breaditus is flaring up