2 definitions by Thomas Sgroi

verb. a certain type of flatulence that is particularly loud, and sometimes so forceful that the vibrations can be felt by others.
Alec Baldwin once funced so hard he had to get surgery to fix his ruptured anus.
by Thomas Sgroi June 21, 2007
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poop that comes from bats

sometimes called guano
dracula turned into a bat and made smelly bat poop everywhere
by Thomas Sgroi June 21, 2007
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