Definitions by Thomas Sgroi

funce

verb. a certain type of flatulence that is particularly loud, and sometimes so forceful that the vibrations can be felt by others.

Alec Baldwin once funced so hard he had to get surgery to fix his ruptured anus.

funce by Thomas Sgroi July 18, 2007

poop that comes from bats

sometimes called guano

dracula turned into a bat and made smelly bat poop everywhere