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Zeltzered

Verb.

To be lured into a mundane or sensitive topic of speech, then to have the topic ended with an extremely sexual sentence.
Janitor: "When did you know your wife was 'the one?'"
Zeltzer: "When I was sitting by the fire, just staring into her eyes, and I knew then and there that she was 'the one'...I would have told her, but I had a rubber ball in my mouth."
Janitor: "I've just been Zeltzered."
by Thomas Rumpleferry April 11, 2011
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