Definitions by Thomas Dooley

Hunter Howard

The wildest man on Buffalo Creek Road. A shithole in eastern Kentucky.

“Mess with Hunter Howard or the person he loves and you’ll end up floating up puncheon creek in a body bag.”

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The most beautiful girl in all of Kentucky. Don’t fuck with her though, or you might regret it later on.

“I tried to hurt Madison Dalton and she broke 3 ribs and muh fucking sternum.”

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