Pilates in a Supermarket

You lost the frickin game you weiner, that's what it means. It means your mom. Oh speaking of her, can you ask herr to bring my wallet back home, I left it on her dresser after she sucked my toes.
Fricker: Yo, she was doing Pilates in the Supermarket
Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
Fricker: No way, give me 30 bucks
Me: Uh no

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porkage

Porkage is what you say when you've accidentally let a select few droplets of urine into your undergarments in the nether regions. It is usually used as a code word to not embarrass yourself in front of your comrades.
Have you partaken in porkage, perchance?
Did you just porkage with me in the room?
Hey, I porkaged the other day because Liv made me giggle.
by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom November 18, 2022
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