Definitions by Things hooligans say

The feedlot 

A collective group of individuals gather in a place all preforming “the moo” with hopes of enticing a partner or partners to enter the area sounding like a large herd of cattle is present

I wasnt suprised to find the feedlot going on the other night at your moms house. She is quite the whore.

The feedlot by Things hooligans say July 8, 2020

Meat Rattle 

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.

I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!

Meat Rattle by Things hooligans say June 17, 2020

The MOO 

The act of being naked in the heat of summer. Posed on your hands and knees with your ball sack hanging freely like a set of cow udders, facing the doorway. Once in position call your target in the room, as they enter the room look over your shoulder and moo at them.

The MOO is undeniable by the lady friend. She can’t resist some fresh milk.

The MOO by Things hooligans say June 10, 2020

Schmilkers wishing well 

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

Schmilkers wishing well by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020