The MOO

The act of being naked in the heat of summer. Posed on your hands and knees with your ball sack hanging freely like a set of cow udders, facing the doorway. Once in position call your target in the room, as they enter the room look over your shoulder and moo at them.

The MOO is undeniable by the lady friend. She can’t resist some fresh milk.

by Things hooligans say June 11, 2020

The feedlot

A collective group of individuals gather in a place all preforming “the moo” with hopes of enticing a partner or partners to enter the area sounding like a large herd of cattle is present

I wasnt suprised to find the feedlot going on the other night at your moms house. She is quite the whore.

by Things hooligans say July 08, 2020

Meat Rattle

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.

I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!

by Things hooligans say June 18, 2020

Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020