Definitions by Thewargod

Teddy

You may think he is your best friend but when you least expect it he’ll turn around and openly hate jellyfish!

I know, I know. It’s gonna be alright.

You can either take your jellyfish respecting self and leave. Or you can fight back. Chose carefully.

“I heard you dislike jellyfish. Didn’t know you very such a Teddy.”

Teddy by Thewargod June 9, 2024

Sebbe 

Arguably gross kid who admits to liking tentacles, sexually.

If you are old sea creature, or otherwise sea creature be sure to stay clear. Sebbe aiming for you.

*peaceful Normal conversation*
“Fuck I am really thinking about getting off on tentacles right now”-Sebbe
*peace disturbed*

Sebbe by Thewargod June 9, 2024

Kaylo 

This is a weirdo mfer who has a kink for FROGS! Stay away if you associate with frogs

PROTECT OUR AMPHIBIANS!

Stay away from them! That’s a Kaylo

Kaylo by Thewargod October 6, 2023

Kaylo 

This is a weirdo mfer who has a kink for FROGS! Stay away if you associate with frogs.

-Protect our amphibians!

Don’t get too close. That’s a Kaylo

Kaylo by Thewargod October 6, 2023