2 definitions by Theo Void
Ashley is the most beautiful thing to ever be created.
She’s sexy and cute all at the same time.
She’s hilarious and everyone wants her. Her pussy is super wet and tight and her Titties are perfection.
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and doesn’t ever use hands. Her throat will take you to heaven.
Basically Ashley is the most perfect woman that exists.
If you ever get the chance to be with her don’t fuck it up idiot.
I love Ashley. Forever and always.
She’s sexy and cute all at the same time.
She’s hilarious and everyone wants her. Her pussy is super wet and tight and her Titties are perfection.
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and doesn’t ever use hands. Her throat will take you to heaven.
Basically Ashley is the most perfect woman that exists.
If you ever get the chance to be with her don’t fuck it up idiot.
I love Ashley. Forever and always.
Awe man, did you see Ashley at the bar last night?
She so fucking hot but she’s always with Tommy. They’ll be together forever.
She so fucking hot but she’s always with Tommy. They’ll be together forever.
by Theo Void March 4, 2022
Ashley is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute af at the same time.
Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute af at the same time.
Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
God damn bro, did you see Ashley at the bar last night ?
She got drunk af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in love with her.
She got drunk af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in love with her.
by Theo Void March 4, 2022