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Cezan

Cezan is a cool dude who likes to think he’s deep. He prides himself on his unique music taste and passion for philosophy, but he is best known for his majestic hair which both men and women jizz over.

Cezans are lifelong friends; they are excellent listeners, have an impeccable sense of humor, and you could spend hours just lampin with them and have the time of your life. Nonetheless, they are also crippling coffee addicts and you must not allow their superfluous latte spending habits to rub off on you.
Jeez, that cool guy with the perfect hair is in here buying coffee every single day.

Oh yeah, that’s Cezan!
by Thefunkman! August 6, 2022
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