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Sadie

Sadie is a pretty,kind, and energetic person. BUT if you mess with her she will beat the shit out of you, to the point where you wish you wasn’t alive. She always keeps a knife/sharp object on her just in case. So all in all don’t mess with the ninja she is. Ninja?, yes sadie is secretly a well trained ninja, she is skilled in being sneaky and tactical… most of the time. Why most of the time? Well because despite her wonderful attributes, she can be clumsy, overly-energetic, and silly at times. But that is what makes her an interesting person. Some might say she is a small but hardy breed…but lacks impulse control. People also tend to underestimate Sadie, little do they know she holds a lot of strength and value.She is a force to be reconciled with. Once again whoever messes with her will find themselves in a world full of hurt, and she won’t feel no remorse. Only those who she finds worthy may be in the presence of her…

Ron: Have you seen Sadie?
Kemp: Yea? What about her?
Ron: She is ugly and stupid as hell.

Kemp: No I don’t agree with that… also I wouldn’t say that if I were you.
Ron: Oh yeah? What can SHE do?
Kemp: I warned you…
*Sadie appears behind Ron*
Ron: OH SH..
Sadie pulls out a sword and puts it against Ron’s neck.
Sadie: so…you making fun of me?

Ron: no, I swear I wasn’t!!!
Sadie: hmmm, I don’t believe you.
Ron: Please! Don’t!
Sadie: Too late…you shouldn’t have lied to me.
Sadie swings the sword swiftly at Ron.

What was Ron lays on the floor lifeless.
Kemp: Wow that was crazy fast and he sure didn’t stand a chance.
Sadie: What can I say I’m just too good.

by Theczarofearth November 8, 2023