Alleycatting

1. Going out, walking about and acting tough. This person takes on as many combatants possible and tries to scare the weak. He'll pick fights and start conflict where ever possible. When someone goes Alleycatting, they're trying boost there ego, masculinity, etc

Jacob spent the entire night alleycatting. When he arrived home he had s many cuts and bruises

by Theamazinggeek February 20, 2019

balonium

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health

"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid

by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018

Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.

Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook

by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018

santalogy

A word coined in the tv series eureka.

The study of santa claus. The myths, the science, the lore, magic etc. surrounding santa claus. Santalogy is psudo-science out to prove the exsistance of santa, explain the miracles and how he does he performs on christmas eve.

Ive been in the upper atmosphere all day mate, pioneering the field of santalogy

by Theamazinggeek June 12, 2018

Pitter patter

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site

Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor

by Theamazinggeek June 05, 2018

Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household

joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Turtledoving

A term for when a couple that cuddles, nuzzles, necking, and maybe goes beyond that in a public place. Meanwhile the couple is completely oblivious to there surrounding or how there making people uncomfortable. This is due to cupcaking.

Take a look a the two turtledoving like that. They had gotta be aware everyones watching right ?

by Theamazinggeek May 15, 2018