Brianna

Brianna is a small insignificant little twat
She hasn’t watched any real movies eg. the borrowers and star wars

Every time she yawns it sounds like a dying cat eating a suffocating fish very slowly
If you ever see a wild brianna. Run. Run as fast as you can. Or she will follow you

Friend: “Did you see that Brianna out in the park today?”
Me: “oh no. A Brianna”